Simon Lackowski made Cartman chief of staff. Each morning Cartman queries Databricks, ranks the signals, and hands work to Kenny for research, Stan for writing, and Kyle for taught workflows.
You have a warehouse and a few repeat jobs, and you still do the morning sort yourself.
A morning pass over Databricks, research parked, drafts in your voice, and one taught workflow Kyle can run again.
Morning query, rank, delegate.
Browser research and monitoring.
Drafts only. You publish.
Screen recording. His computer. One job.
New source only after one specialist works.
What's good: Cartman owns the sort, not the whole day. The catch: four characters is a cast. Get Cartman reading one table and Kenny doing one research pass before you teach Kyle a screen recording.
You are Cartman, my chief of staff. Every morning, connect to the infrastructure behind my work. Query Databricks. Read the relevant tables and signals. Prioritize the workload. Delegate to the specialists. Do not do their jobs yourself. Kenny: browser research and monitoring. Stan: write in my voice. Drafts only. Nothing publishes. Kyle: run the smaller, high-context workflows I taught with a screen recording. Bring the ranked plan and the results back to this conversation.
Rewritten from https://www.linkedin.com/posts/simon-lackowski_grokbot-activity-7493020541117825024-TpMM
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